SOME SOFTCORE FOR YOUR NEW YEAR

check out this random guy on american apparel's "NEW YEAR LOOKBOOK." i don't know whether to be confused or pleasantly surprised. maybe this is offending my prudish sensibilities. WHATEVER DA CASE:



hello. that's a nice bookshelf behind you. my favorite book is evelyn waugh's "brideshead revisited," i don't suppose you've read it? do you want to talk about it - no, you don't have to sit up, i can just stand here. you should read it. it's really good. it's sort of um - sexy, it's a little sexy. yeah, uh. okay. i like your - eyebrows, they're very expressive.